So for some time…atleast January of ‘07, I’ve been feverishly anticipating the new iLife and iWork bundles. Surely they would contain great new features that would change my entire life and how I work, play, and think about EVERYTHING. I mean, it’s going to be that great right?
Well iLife/iWork ‘07 never happened, and some months later the ’08s were released (albeit still in 2007) and the SAME DAY I ran to the store to get the upgrades. I mean I couldn’t put off having my entire life somehow magically changed by a few software upgrades, could I?
And so I got them, installed them, and began to play…
And here I am a few weeks later realizing how rarely I actually use ANY of that software…as in almost never…so why did I care so much? It’s something I go through often - something new, or cool, or sexy is released, and I want to need it so much that I convince myself that SURELY it will fill in some void and make me more productive…and so I get that thing…and nothing happens.
Pages is an improvement, and if I actually ever had to write a document I’m sure it would come in EXTREMELY handy. I like the improved UI and the ease of access to various formatting options via the context-sensitive toolbar. I love Keynote, but as of yet I’ve only had one time when I ever needed to make a presentation. Numbers…now there’s something. I had been looking forward to a new spreadsheet application to ditch NeoOffice and have a nice native application. So of course the first thing I did was convert the ONE spreadsheet I ever use (a list of our bills, debts, due dates, etc.) from the OpenOffice format to XLS, to import into numbers, and convert to a .numbers bundle. And now what? I don’t make spreadsheets all that often. I mean sure I could do all kinds of exciting…math…but that’s nothing I need in day-to-day use. Hell, long before the spreadsheet version of our bill tracking I just kept a tab-delimited plain text file, and it worked GREAT for me. So here I am, with a $99 “office bundle” that will be used maybe once a month (when in a single day I both update the bill spreadsheet for the new months due dates, and in that same sitting pay all the bills and mark them paid…). And yes I paid $99 for the family edition because for some reason ever since switching to a Mac I’ve been on a kick to be legit and pay for everything honestly…weird, I know.
And then there’s iLife. I’ve already posted about iMovie ‘08 and how it’s just not for me (not saying it’s bad…it’s just not for me). iPhoto is what my wife and I use for all of our photo management. Once I got past the annoyance of fixing the failed attempt to auto-separate all of our photos into events upon upgrading (a single day’s shots could somehow end up spread across 3 different events, while I had another single event that had photos from 5 MONTHS in there?) I realized that it changed nothing. I already had everything split up nicely - I used folders (or were they called albums, I don’t remember). And so now all I did was recreate each of the “old” folders, with “new” events, and instead of clicking on a folder on the left, I click on an event on the right. Revolutionary! iDVD is decent enough I guess…I’ve only ever made one DVD with it (a photo slideshow from my wedding for the wife) but it’s there if/when I need it, and I’m sure I will eventually. It does what I need it to - lets me throw some images together to make menus, and lets me throw some video to be played from the menus.
iWeb is another of the apps I’m not too sure about. I WANT to like it. I’ve even tried re-creating this blog in iWeb just to see how I like it. It’s terrible. If you don’t fit their templates perfectly you end up with something that’s just ugly and a pain to use. For example, if I didn’t WANT a photo at the header of each blog post, either I’d have a big empty space, or I’d have to go through and edit the page view of each blog post individually to make sure the next/previous links weren’t ending up somewhere in the middle of the text. Which makes me wonder - why is every post saved out separately? I get when exporting they all become .html because it’s for “simple” sites which can’t assume PHP or whatever, but why do they generate separately as I post (if I edit one’s layout I’ve had to go back and edit the rest of them by hand also)? And why can’t I get any of the positioning right (fixed-positioning etc.)? I’m sure it’s just iWeb layout stuff that I could learn…but something is VERY wrong if I find it easier to write the HTML than I do to drag stuff around when it comes to getting a decent and consistent looking website. All that being said, I continue to play with it here and there…maybe I’m just secretly hoping that it will click one day and all make sense…
And lastly in iLife is GarageBand. A decent enough editor that I’ve long since replaced with Logic Express and not looked back. The inability to export composed tracks to midi is all it took…
So there we have it, the utter realization that after nearly a year of waiting, and $200 spent, I’m not really much better off than I was before…because I just bought the hype, and bought a bunch of software I’ll rarely ever use…
and I’ll do it again next year